Valice and Joe's WIngs and Adult Night

This is a true story by the way:


This is how Valice and my night went, on  October 3, 2009 we went to the wings to go on cootman by the toys r us and Valice ordered the hottest wings they had called HOMICIDE, they were so hot i dipped my pinky tip in the sauce and licked it and i started to choke and my lips turned purple,Valice was eating all the HOMICIDE wings and he was crying and sweating soo much and eventually he just gave up and said the wings were more of a man then he was.Then, we were like where should we go to now and i suggested the Adult stores by I-95 on harbison Ave, we went in the first one and we had our ID's checked as expected, so we continued on there was a GIANT picture of a black d**k right as we walked in , i tried to get Valice to take a picture of it but he was like hell no, as we were walkign through we noticed ho there were no one under the age of 50 in the stores besides us and it was as quiet as a library and the older guys were looking at us crazy for talking. after we thought we were done in the 1st store we noticed a back secion and we walked in there and u will never guess wut it was A BACK SECTION FULL OF NORMAL MOVIES.Its so backwards, like when u walk into a rental store and u have the back section of adult films well in the adult store they have a back section of normal films and i felt bad being in the normal section. so we left and walked into the adult store right next to it, we walked in there was a creepy old guy as a clerk who stared at me the whole time and we thought he liked me or something , very weird, there was just as man y older guys in there as before, just to make u feel better bout urself they had a football game on and posters of the phillies, i guess to say that ur still a normal person even though ur in an adult rental store, then we left as fast as we could because it was in the ghetto of northeast philly, so that was our night.